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The ugliest and the funniest wedding cakes ever made.

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I win for ugliest cake! My wedding was recent, and I asked for a cake of a beautiful sand castle with chocolate seashells. I even sent a picture of a cake that I wanted. THIS is what I get: a giant p____ cake. The cake was made with a cardboard paper towel holder and he smashed the cake around it. Everyone laughed when they saw it, and I was totally humiliated. WHAT A JOKE!!
-Erin B, Ventura CA

Emily Watson, of Dayton, Ohio, couldn't wait to show off the cake she had picked to her new family and friends.

"My cake looked like a pile of bird droppings," Emily said. "I told the baker I wanted a simple elegant finish without much detail, and this is what showed up! I felt like it was 1970 retro or something!"

Jill Gillespie of Miami Florida wanted a one-of-a-kind, memorable reception, with a cake that her friends would never forget. She got it.

"My guests called it the Weed Cake", Jill said. "I told the baker I wanted flowers with a tiny bit of greenery. Instead of a knife, Jeff wanted to cut it with a lawn mower!"

The groom's cake was an elegant tradition that originated in the South nearly 200 years ago. But they had no idea what we would do to it up North:

"Where's the cake?" asks Jennifer Gails of Indianapolis Indiana. "We thought it was a table centerpiece until one of the kids stuck his finger in it!"